Last week on The Macalope Weekly: Another rumor that just won’t die: The Beatles in the iTunes Store. (Can someone put these rumors out of their misery?) MacNN has joined the fray to find out who can come up with the most ridiculous iTablet headline ever. (Et tu, MacNN?) Flash should be taken outside, shot [...]
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The Macalope Speaketh
Aug 24
The Macalope Speaketh
Aug 20
Last week on The Macalope Weekly: More iTablet madness. More Google Voice crap. More bashing on Apple bashers.
The Macalope speaketh
Aug 8
This week on The Macalope Weekly: The cold, cold heart of Apple as the iPod dies; and iTablet AGAIN?!? What a confusing matrix you weave, when you try to explain upgrading to Windows 7.* The App Store gets some hatin’ from a few developers.
The Macalope speaketh
Aug 2
This week on The Macalope Weekly: Die, Tablet. Die! (Seriously, die already.) Apple at CES? The Wall Street Journal is smoking some serious dope. (Or someone just needs his ears checked. Or brain.) What SMS hack? The Macalope missed this one. Ouch. (But we still love you, Macalope.) It’s Love Your Parenthesis day, dincha know?
The Macalope speaketh
Jul 26
This week on The Macalope Weekly: Microsoft’s retail strategy and the moon landing: analogies run amok. Windows 7: tarnished! Coming soon to an Apple Store near you: iHorse head. I missed last week’s Macalope: John C’s son gone Mac. Coursey’s monopoly mirage. Redmond ought to buy Xerox with all the photocopying that they’ve been doing. [...]
The Macalope Speaketh
Jun 5
This week on The Macalope Weekly: Apple must, I repeat, MUST deliver the goods (i.e. the über, super duper 3G iPhone video v3) else they’ll end up in the poor house. Meanwhile, Uncle Munster says prepare to be underwhelmed come Monday. What?!? No kitchen sink? MS’s GMAPDM says “It’s not a netbook, stupid. It’s a “loco”. [...]
The Macalope speaketh
May 16
This week on The Macalope Weekly: Microsoft’s $30,000 b*llsh*t. Redmond is getting desperate. Apple fans know the June 8 is NOT “late June”. Munster don’t see an iPhone or a Jobs on WWDC day. (Gruber has something to say about that.) The netbook’s shine is fading. Really? Fer sure? Check out what the horned out [...]
The Macalope speaketh
May 10
This week on The Macalope Weekly: Nine Inch Nail’s Reznor has some four-letter words for Apple and the App Store. Twitter and/or Electronic Arts to be bought by the fruit company? The Kindle DX: is bigger better? Click on the link and read what the horned one has to say.
The Macalope speaketh
Apr 25
This week on The Macalope Weekly: Apple had another record quarter, even if it was asterisked with “non-holiday,” and it’s getting awfully hard to complain about success these days. But there’s still room for improvement in the App Store world. Who let these awful users in? Click on the link to read about the Macalope’s [...]


